Bri's Barnyard Cat....[ Short; Farm Animals; Sex! ; It's Just A Fantasy Story; It Ain't True! ! ] Poem by Bri Edwards

What good, Bill, will Harvard do me NOW.?
I'm just another Carolina serf** behind a plow.
Ah, yes, the piggies. Perhaps we need a cow?
Today I'll jump the fence & then 'jump' a SOW! !

[[ WHAT WOULD the Justice then say to THAT?

'She Might Say to me:

'Oh, Bri, you mustn't! THINK of all her FAT! !
You might 'get lost' in her folds & then Drown.
Better that you woo*** a barn cat. Lay HER down! ' ]]



(December 31st,2023)


** SERF: 'noun HISTORICAL
an agricultural laborer bound under the feudal system to work on their lord's estate'


*** WOO:
'woo
/wo͞o/
verb
1.
seek the favor, support, or custom of.

Similar:
seek the support of
seek the favor of
try to win
try to attract
try to cultivate
chase
pursue
try to ingratiate oneself with
curry favor with

2 -DATED
try to gain the love of (someone) , especially with a view to marriage.
'he wooed her with quotes from Shakespeare'
Similar:
court



Bri Edwards

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