Mary Nagy

Rookie (11-08-1970)

Cover Your Crack If You Want Me To Take You Seriously! - Poem by Mary Nagy

Today it seems it's trendy
to wear your pants real low.
You know you're hot if you can walk
and let your butt-crack show!

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned
or maybe I'm a prude...
but I can't help but thinking
that your butt-crack is just rude!

It started with the plumber,
by accident... I'm sure!
But now, my teacher turns around
Oh no! Don't tell me.........Her?

She even wears the pants real low
so when she turns away...
her butt-crack smiles back at you
and you don't know what to say!

Do you pretend it's not there?
Do you say ''Hey, nice crack? ''
Pray to the fashion Gods and hope
suspenders will come back!


Comments about Cover Your Crack If You Want Me To Take You Seriously! by Mary Nagy

  • Frank Cannon (1/20/2008 7:12:00 AM)

    A cracking great read. Adds my voice to the return of suspenders clarion! ! (Report)Reply

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  • Brian DornBrian Dorn (1/13/2007 11:35:00 PM)

    Hilarious stuff, Mary... hysterical, but true! !
    Brian
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  • Debora Short (1/4/2007 8:02:00 PM)

    lol! ! ...perhaps, we can begin a new trend: -) (Report)Reply

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  • Declan McHenry (1/4/2007 3:13:00 PM)

    Mary, you bring such fun to your writing. Grand indeed. (Report)Reply

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  • Sandy nobody (1/4/2007 2:00:00 PM)

    great write mary, instead of saying nice crack, try saying 'crack kills', ty for the smile today, i needed 1 and your poem gave it to me (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, January 4, 2007

Poem Edited: Saturday, December 18, 2010


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