All of a sudden
I saw the FART button
Next to the classic art
I pushed it to hear
What I thought i would hear
a really fantastic fart
Instead of a fart
The site tore apart
and took me somewhere i know not
the juxtaposition
of its disposition
Implores you with an endless flash
that if u sat trapped
with all that it crapped
you'd gouge out your heart in a crash
If i knew the guy
who flashes that ad
I'd fax to his cell phone
until he went mad
If i knew the man
for whom it profits like a fool
I'd help them to chop off his tool
And in conclusion
Im lost in confusion
over what he is trying to sell
because his dilemma
really must stemma
from the farce of his marketing smell
Beau, Congratulations! ! ! Excellent. Great Rhyme. Great rhythm. Great humour. Great read. love, Alison
There was another similar poem about it on this site recently. However, this one goes into much more detail and is extremely comical. As irritating as this fart button is, I am beginning to feel sorry for the person(s) behind it if you are ever able to get your hands on him/her/them. Going mad? Chop off their tool? Strong revenge. As for the poem, it had me laughing tears.................... Great one. Love, Fran xx
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
i like this one a LOT! its awsum 10+++