Slava Olchevski

Rookie - 20 Points (1964 / St.Petersburg, Russia)

Few Tips For Your Next Vacation In Cancun. - Poem by Slava Olchevski

My head is still spinning,
My pants are vet
The bus is leaving park Xcaret

In park Xel-Ha where dolphins swim
Let them punch holes in your bracelet
Not through the sensitive skin

In Chichen Itza the vendors galore
They sell trinkets that Maya adored
The prices steadily will decline
The closer it gets to the closing time

If you walk along some Cancun street
You may meet American hobos
Who have nothing to eat

When asked for help with a phone call
Just give them some money
And it will be all

Lots of people will try to sell you a timeshare
Or a membership in a discount club
So, please, be aware –
It is just a scam. Don’t join the suckers club

The booze everywhere is cheap
But don’t forget to leave a tip
They will like you only for money
So, tip for yourself and your honey

Wear a white shirt and a lot of sunscreen
Or you will be sorry
When sun burns off your skin

Cancun is a great place to spend your vacation
And I am sending my thanks
For all North-American nation!

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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