(freeverse) *dotty Definitions # 57 Poem by WES Vogler

DOGS ON PLANES
Lady phoned the airport. "Can I take my dog with
me on my flight? ""Yes maam but he has to have
a kennel large enough for him to sit, stand up,
turn around and roll over."
"I can't teach him all that by tomorrow."


WHAT OCCURS WHEN A GRENADE IS TOSSED
INTO A KITCHEN IN FRANCE?
Linoleumblownapart


MAGIC PUP
Labracadabarador



MAHATMA GANDHI, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which

produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,

which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad

breath. This made him … what?

A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


NO NOVOCAINE HERE
Because he wanted to transcend dental meditation


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