Ernestine Northover

Veteran Poet - 1,553 Points (25th March 1943)

Hello Boys! - Poem by Ernestine Northover

Hello Boys! She drawled with a low sexy voice,
Swinging her foot onto a chair,
Her skirt separated and was showing her thighs,
Which caused all the 'fellas' to 'stare'!

She shimmered with sequins and sparkled with jewels,
Bright feathers adorning her hair,
She was totally outrageous and larger then life,
Their 'passions' were starting to 'flare'!

She slowly leant over, her bosom immense,
Singing out 'I'm Delectable Lil',
Their faces ecstatic, their eyes popping out,
She whispered 'I'll give you a thrill'!

She flirted and fluttered her eyelashes then,
Wiggling hips that just had to be seen,
When suddenly they realised with utter dismay,
She was in fact, a fantastic 'drag queen'!

© Ernestine Northover

Comments about Hello Boys! by Ernestine Northover

  • (3/15/2009 3:40:00 PM)

    I think I went out with her once! ...Never have been that Lucky. Nice work with a nice twist in the tale. (Report) Reply

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  • (6/16/2008 10:02:00 AM)

    As in real life, I winch at the recognition of what was before me. My eyes wide, my desire stirred, at the fore, only to cringe in spite of myself at the latter. Awesome job! (Report) Reply

  • Sulaiman Mohd Yusof (5/23/2008 2:19:00 AM)

    as a boy me self, i kom to realise that this fascinate me piece alright. (Report) Reply

  • Andrew Blakemore (4/26/2008 3:31:00 PM)

    I got really turned on until I read the last line. That will teach me! Andrew x (Report) Reply

  • Brian Dorn (8/20/2006 2:24:00 PM)

    Ernestine, it's a mixed up world but your words always hit their mark! Great write! !
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  • (8/10/2006 12:16:00 PM)

    oh ho! too funny! I bet that de-flated their egos a bit! -chuck (Report) Reply

  • (4/1/2006 11:59:00 AM)

    Now this reminds me of the time when I was looking at someone through car window thinking of how wonderful they looked.They were walking down the street with long flowing hair and their back turned to me.As we drove past I realised it was a 'MAN! .'Oh how I squirmed.LOL.great write again from you Ernestine.Love Duncan (Report) Reply

  • (10/27/2005 8:20:00 PM)

    this is a really cute poem :) (Report) Reply

  • Linda Hepner (10/27/2005 3:25:00 PM)

    With a repeated chorus this could be quite a risque country song, Ernestine! (Report) Reply

  • (10/27/2005 3:01:00 PM)

    Very funny. lol Even before the twist. It reminds me of some twisted nursery rhyme. Love it. (Report) Reply

  • (10/26/2005 2:12:00 PM)

    A great twist at the end of a very amusing poem. I could imagine it being used for the Carry On Films!

    Sincerely Daniel
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  • (10/23/2005 4:48:00 PM)

    such a surprising end..i loved it..very funny (Report) Reply

  • (10/22/2005 6:57:00 AM)

    A very complelling poem Ernestine. A nice twist at the end, which reminded me of the movie 'The Crying Game'. (Report) Reply

  • (10/19/2005 6:06:00 AM)

    Must have been a bit of a let-down! Very funny poem well written (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, October 16, 2005

Poem Edited: Sunday, January 6, 2008

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