Bridgid Patrick

Rookie - 8 Points (London)

Her First Time - Poem by Bridgid Patrick

She whispered 'will it hurt me? '
'Of course not' answered he
'It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me.'

She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.'

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

'Calm yourself' he whispered
'His face filled with a grin
'Try and open wider
So I can get it in.'

'It's coming now' he whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said 'I am glad I'm having this.'

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while.'

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind! !

Comments about Her First Time by Bridgid Patrick

  • Daniel Partlow (8/24/2007 10:23:00 PM)

    I wish I had your knack for humor. Well done. (Report) Reply

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  • Patrick Ladbrooke (10/26/2006 1:45:00 AM)

    Yes! yes! It could have gone either way until that last stanza restored calm and decency. Great bit of humour.

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  • (6/28/2006 11:55:00 AM)

    He he, very good read, keep you interested till the end. (Report) Reply

  • (6/28/2006 11:32:00 AM)

    hee hee hee. And yes, my dirty mind was working it's usual overtime for a while there! funny poem, with your usual effortless rhymes.
    Anna xxx
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  • (4/10/2006 4:40:00 PM)

    This is another clever and witty piece of light verse. Bridget you have a real facility for this, and yes, I fell right into the trap! After all, I'm male and you know what we think with! Excellent work.


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  • (4/10/2006 10:21:00 AM)

    LOL. Cracking poem, Bridg, you comedienne you. With warmth, Gina. (Report) Reply

  • (4/10/2006 10:01:00 AM)

    Hurray! ! ! ! This might take away some of the fear, great piece and so much imagination, Love Duncan (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, April 10, 2006

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