Hobbies. Poem by Michael Gale

Beer cans...
Coins.

Stamps, or...
Money.

Isn't it funny? ...
My hobby is my Honey?

Hobbies...
Many collect different things and different crafts.

Some people write...
Some, even paint or draw.

Some might collect bottle caps...
Or maybe even different soda straw.

Political campaign buttons or tie tacks...
Match books.

Some people even read...
Some people, with dogs, do breed.

Celebrity autographs...
Some people sew.

Some people know...
Trivia, to enter TV game shows.

Some even organize and clean...
While, a select few, are really rotten and mean.

Baseball cards...
Marbles and even different colored pieces of glassene shards.

Movies, some collect and watch...
Some even trade, while drinking whiskey, beer, or scotch.

I like to read and write...
Because-i know i'm right.

Some people love to fight...
Some, even like to have sex and make unlimited whoopie and love.

I like to play video games and watch youtube...
I guess that means, i am the biggest boob.

But-name calling is not too nice...
Some people even write miniature messages and long speeches on
the grains of rice.

I like to have real fun...
While my wife and others, like to be outdoors and be by the water, out in the Sun.

Some like to go sailing...
Some like the merchandise-ial selling.

I like playing word games...
Because i enjoy competing in spelling.