I would like to be there when a waiter
With the verve of a live alligator,
Or the nerve of a pup,
Lays the bill RIGHT-SIDE-UP
My poor wife... we would have to sedate 'er
You really know how to have fun.......with these limericks create a pun!
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I would like to be there, too, if you are paying for the dinner, Wes!