Male Masturbation Is A Touchy Subject …. [ Humor: Can You ‘hand-Le' Some? ; Very Short (As Masturbation Can Be): Sex-Of-Sorts; Rated Pg, Maybe R, Not X ] Poem by Bri Edwards

Male Masturbation Is A Touchy Subject …. [ Humor: Can You ‘hand-Le' Some? ; Very Short (As Masturbation Can Be): Sex-Of-Sorts; Rated Pg, Maybe R, Not X ]

Rating: 3.0

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[[ But, BEFORE the poem, here is a question I thought of as I was typing the ‘add-on' to the title.

Question:

WHY is ‘it' spelled "mastUrbation" instead of "mastErbation"? Could it be that whoever thought up the word [a male or female? I wonder.] …..thought it a "distUrbing" word, not a "mastEring" word? Maybe mastUrbation is the spelling, because it is mostly about "yoU"! (I don't mean you, specifically) .

Answer: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER! Do yoU? ]]

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And NOW, the poem, which is shorter than all the rest of this! ! ]]


Male Masturbation Is A Touchy Subject

Male masturbation is a subject, for many, Very VERY Touchy.
It is a way some men get sexual relief aka ‘Get their Rocks Off'.

If my male teacher hadn't abstained from masturbation ‘So Much', he ….
might (MIGHT!) not have f++ked a female student with ….last name Goff!

(July 30th 2017)

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
yes, the poem is based, in part, on a rumor i heard recently about a high school teacher i had many years ago. MANY! his daughter, a classmate i had, told me 'the story'. she, my classmate, did NOT MENTION the masturbation part.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 26 August 2023

(cont.) The student who allegedly was united-sexually with the male teacher was NOT in my graduating class & she WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE; SO WAS 'HE'. bri

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Bri Edwards 26 August 2023

Ok, it's not my BEST poem, perhaps in more than one way, but......AIN'T it WORTHY of SOME recognition. The teacher's daughter told me the tale MANY YEARS after high school, & didn't seem too fond of her dad. (cont.)

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B.m. Biswas 01 August 2017

A bold poem.... Apparently having Funny touch but full of fact..... Yes some may accuse as sth obscenity but it is again has a didactic tone also.... Thanks. Anyway.. I learn the phrase... Get their Rocks Off.

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