Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

"Mike Teavee..." - Poem by Roald Dahl

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh yes, we know it keeps them still,
They don't climb out the window sill,
They never fight or kick or punch,
They leave you free to cook the lunch
And wash the dishes in the sink --
But did you ever stop to think,
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved tot?
'All right!' you'll cry. 'All right!' you'll say,
'But if we take the set away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children? Please explain!'
We'll answer this by asking you,
'What used the darling ones to do?
'How used they keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented?'
Have you forgotten? Don't you know?
We'll say it very loud and slow:
THEY ... USED ... TO ... READ! They'd READ and READ,
AND READ and READ, and then proceed
To READ some more. Great Scott! Gadzooks!
One half their lives was reading books!
The nursery shelves held books galore!
Books cluttered up the nursery floor!
And in the bedroom, by the bed,
More books were waiting to be read!
Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales
Of dragons, gypsies, queens, and whales
And treasure isles, and distant shores
Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars,
And pirates wearing purple pants,
And sailing ships and elephants,
And cannibals crouching 'round the pot,
Stirring away at something hot.
(It smells so good, what can it be?
Good gracious, it's Penelope.)
The younger ones had Beatrix Potter
With Mr. Tod, the dirty rotter,
And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland,
And Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and-
Just How The Camel Got His Hump,
And How the Monkey Lost His Rump,
And Mr. Toad, and bless my soul,
There's Mr. Rat and Mr. Mole-
Oh, books, what books they used to know,
Those children living long ago!
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books,
Ignoring all the dirty looks,
The screams and yells, the bites and kicks,
And children hitting you with sticks-
Fear not, because we promise you
That, in about a week or two
Of having nothing else to do,
They'll now begin to feel the need
Of having something to read.
And once they start -- oh boy, oh boy!
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills their hearts. They'll grow so keen
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ridiculous machine,
That nauseating, foul, unclean,
Repulsive television screen!
And later, each and every kid
Will love you more for what you did.

Comments about "Mike Teavee..." by Roald Dahl

  • (6/4/2018 12:21:00 PM)

    amazing and fantastic that is all i can describe about it (Report) Reply

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  • (4/5/2018 6:47:00 PM)

    In these days of social networking, Netflix, Hulu and YouTube, this poem, written over half a century ago, proved to be extremely prophetic. (Report) Reply

  • (2/19/2018 4:41:00 PM)

    I am the same with Ciara (Report) Reply

  • (2/11/2018 5:38:00 PM)

    but this is not how I feel about the TV...NO WAY
    (Report) Reply

  • (2/8/2018 3:41:00 AM)

    hElLo To pEoPPLE using this sTImUlOUS iNN tHE fUtuirE.iTR IS rEALLy COOL.thIS PoEm IS OK ASwElL (Report) Reply

    (4/5/2018 6:48:00 AM)

    Using this for my gcse devisimng stimulus BOYYYSSS

  • (2/5/2018 1:52:00 PM)

    I love this. (This is in his book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.) (Report) Reply

    (3/5/2018 12:30:00 PM)

    I am of fenced

  • (2/19/2016 5:28:00 AM)

    his poems are truly heavenly. they are epic fun hilarouis in a way that no one will uderstand, he is just so amazing, i wish i could write like him. (Report) Reply

  • (2/19/2016 5:24:00 AM)

    this is truly the best thing ive read so far, i wish i had as much talent as he did (Report) Reply

  • (9/17/2015 9:39:00 PM)

    ..true reading is a wonderful pleasure ★ (Report) Reply

  • (7/14/2015 4:40:00 PM)

    What a great verse and sooo funny! (Report) Reply

  • Brian Jani (5/19/2014 10:21:00 AM)

    Well done road keep it up (Report) Reply

  • Brian Jani (4/28/2014 3:42:00 AM)

    You surely know how to wrote, I like each and every poem of yours (Report) Reply

  • Amy Willows (9/15/2013 8:33:00 AM)

    I just love it he is right i just like tv 50 percent (Report) Reply

  • (10/17/2012 10:16:00 AM)

    This is so amazingly true,
    For kids with nothing else to do.
    (Report) Reply

  • (5/25/2012 6:06:00 PM)

    I love Roald Dahl's books and his poems are just fabulous! I am quite familiar with most of them because they are in his books. (The Oompa Loompa's sing them in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.) I love Roald Dahl's books! (Report) Reply

  • (11/7/2011 9:29:00 AM)

    I like roald dahl i thoert it was good (Report) Reply

  • (9/15/2009 5:30:00 PM)

    i lopve it
    i remeber reading Charlie and The Choclate Factory when my mom was away
    and i was feeling dull and sick
    until i touched the book!
    (Report) Reply

  • (6/15/2009 10:15:00 PM)

    Haha! Oh my God I love this - I remember reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when I was little, and I look back on this poem now and I think, wow, Roald Dahl was really just a crabby old fart. (Report) Reply

  • (5/14/2009 8:17:00 AM)

    those of you TV addicts...just got pwned by Mr. Dahl's poem
    I can't believe Roald Dahl wrote a poem like this...
    I have to show it to my I can watch 9 o'clock news...
    (Report) Reply

  • (3/2/2008 2:56:00 AM)

    Yes, for whom it is severe', but the Put problem in 21 century more aggravated … the child is fair … cannot yet is high-grade to realise world around, at once there is the slave _ so-called« entertaining technology »… I too addressed to this theme … (_' G ood-for-Nothing. 'A rhyme.' The Educational-Missionary Fund, '2003 )

    Will interestingly and pleasantly familiarise from biographies and creative potential Roald Dahl...
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, January 1, 2004

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