Nations Service To Idly's Poem by Samanyan Lakshminarayanan

'Even to eat a plate of idly for four rupees-
i had to pay a tax of twenty paise' said the autowallah.
'What a profitable country india should be'-
said the autowallah.
He has been working in saudi prior to this.
The 'service tax' net isreally big no doubt-but
The 'hole' under is big too.

Every common man has started contributing-
to this 'service tax'.
Though you cannot consider eating to be a service-
selling of idli's is definetely a service isn't it?
The common man does not know about-
the 'hole' in the net.
What about the authorities?
Whatever, the idli's have become 'dearer' to the common man.
'Dearer' because of the 'service tax'.
The tax collected is not paid.
The idly's eaten becomes partially or fully 'Devoid'. After all-
who can ever prove an idly existed- after
it has already been eaten?

What will the idlywallah do- with all this-'Devoid' money-
out of his 'Devoid' idlys?
Well, the idlywallah can go to the daba- and have
'Devoid' roti's and naans-or
The idlywallah can buy a lot of 'Devoid' things-
out of the 'Devoid' money.
'Spend the devoid income as devoid expenses' goes the saying=
Whereby he can avoid -
the 'Expenditure tax' as well.

What have the financial experts done?
They have created 'Devoid' idly's- rotis and naan will follow- whereby
a lot of small timers would become 'Devoid'- the Nation itself will follow.