Pig went to Bakery to buy pie,
but sign on door read 'NO ENTRY WITHOUT TIE'.
Since no tie the pig had,
he felt pretty darn bad,
and returned to eat slop at the sty.
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I would like to translate this poem
Your notes....it should be porcine, not procine. Humorous, without being nauseous.