The day was dull so on a whim
I microwaved a Twinkie
A minute one, a minute two
The snack turned shriveled, shrinky
A moment hence the sponge cake oozed
Cream filling, thick and inky
And soon the kitchen filled with smoke
Believe me it was stinky!
So next time when my day is dull
I'll just play with my Slinky
Or walk the dog or read a book
Or clean the bathroom sinky
But what I won't do you can bet
Is microwave a Twinkie!
Great humour. Clean the bathroom sinky Nice to read a good rhyming poem. Keep up the good work!
Goodness! I recommend unplugging that microwave forthwith before you perform another experiment on something even more pervasive! I got quite a laugh out of this and that is a kind thing to do to people- putting a smile on their faces!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Really a beautiful creation nicely brought forth with a tinge of humour. Thanks for sharing, Todd.