Pluck 'Im Naked And Shave His Head Poem by Dee Daffodil

Pluck 'Im Naked And Shave His Head

Rating: 5.0


A few days ago
We went to the beach...
Beautiful white sand dunes!

My darling oldest daughter
Much to my delight
Entertained the little ones
And kept them both in sight

They buried her with sand, you see
Right up to her sweet neck
The only thing left out was
The hand the seagull pecked! !

That's right! ! That rotten beastie
Tried to eat my daughter, dear
And when she turned and saw it...
It gave her quite a scare!

Poor daughter dear
Threw off the sand
And quickly grabbed
Her injured hand

Then to the waves
She did go
To cool the bruise
That hurt her so

Some time later
I saw her run
And thought that she
Was having fun...

Until, I then realized
She was chasing bird
Across the sand
And this is what I heard....

' I'll pluck 'im naked
And shave his head! ! ! '

Could be worse!
He could be dead! ! !


(HW/12 July,2007)

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
ngaio beck 14 September 2008

Very entertaining.I love it.Not your standard 'Sweet little girl and bird' story.

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Zen Bojczuk 13 July 2007

Love the story and the poem. Still smiling and know I will be for a while. Zen

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Diane Violet 13 July 2007

The little scavenger probably thought your daughter's hand was a fish flopping in the sand...maybe he'll think again before causing someone pain! 'Ok, is that food down there or is it that little girl who chased me across the sand...' Enjoyed your poem Dee! ! Hugs, Diane

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Daughter, one; bird, nil. Funny well-scribed piece Dee. t x

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