Trade Martin

Rookie - 83 Points (USA)

Poemhunter Sitcom Skirmish Has Me Hysterical - Poem by Trade Martin

OK, everyone involved…..,
I’m stayin’ on the sidelines…..,
Can’t get in the middle of this one….,
You’re all too strong for me…..,
This is a battle of the PoemHunter sexes…..,
You know who you are…..,
Please go to your corners….,
For a minute…..,
Take a deep breath….,
And come out writing…..,
GOOD LUCK……,
And may the best poet win…..,
I haven’t spoken directly to Aldo….,
But I believe he’ll agree…,
To be the head referee…..! ! !

I’m personally enjoying…..,
This “poet conflict”…..,
In cyberspace…..,
There’s the bell….,
Here you go…..,
Ready….? ? ?
Start writing…..! ! !


Comments about Poemhunter Sitcom Skirmish Has Me Hysterical by Trade Martin

  • Pranab K Chakraborty (10/23/2010 7:06:00 AM)

    Fantastic the project the poet has placed before the poem-writers who are in craze to go to the top of the list. Quality is secondary but quantity would have to be much. O.K. Then take the challenge dear. But unofficially tell, Poet Trade Martin is not that kind, he has the quality also to stand on the time. Enjoyed much. Beautiful humour with poetical graphics.

    Regards,
    pranab
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  • (7/10/2009 10:41:00 PM)

    hey this is an exhilarating read indeed! ! ! exhilarating and thrilling as the competition it self! ! ! !
    well sir, it s been like three months i v visited the site! ! ! there are lots of great poets, who are ranked lower, with great writing skills..
    this is sort of an adventurous write indeed! ! ! liked it very much

    with love
    shan
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  • (6/6/2009 3:09:00 PM)

    the words are flyin'
    thick and fast
    the metre's fine
    but the rhymes don't last
    old repeats dug from the past
    think I oughta act my age
    quickly turn another page
    glad the ref's a poetical sage.......lol
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  • Vinod Kumar (4/16/2009 8:34:00 AM)

    Very Nice composition sir, thanks,10+++ (Report)Reply

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  • (3/18/2009 1:34:00 PM)

    I'll sit by and watch from the sidelines lol. Who's got the popcorn? :) Nicely done and entertaining as always. :) (Report)Reply

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  • (3/1/2009 12:51:00 AM)

    haha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! are we all competing here? ? really? ? where are my gloves....oh! ! oops pen i meant (Report)Reply

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  • (11/19/2008 4:27:00 PM)

    This brings a smile! (Report)Reply

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  • (8/28/2007 11:49:00 PM)

    one word (not counting these of course) - Brilliant! (Report)Reply

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  • (6/5/2007 2:55:00 PM)

    Oh dear, I missed this one and whatever the heck it was but it made me laugh and that is always good..........marci, xo (Report)Reply

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  • (3/13/2007 12:25:00 AM)

    Yes, very amusing, as usual
    cm
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  • (3/10/2007 8:30:00 PM)

    Well... if a poem makes me laugh, it's gotta be a good 'un... t x (Report)Reply

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  • (3/8/2007 12:16:00 PM)

    This one is just too hilarious! ! You have hit the bulls-eye (if that was your intention) .... ha ha ha ha (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Poem Edited: Monday, May 23, 2011


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