On losing chastity belt's sole key,
She called in fire-fighters to get free.
Chopped chuckles, subdued smiles
Audible still from miles,
And a lesson of life-time learnt she:
If chasing chastity
You aught lose privacy;
Eating apple pie and be guilt-free?
Eve did when chance ‘pon this,
Lost a life-time of bliss,
Man's lucky, there's on earth no such tree. ______________________________________________________
An Italian woman lost her chastity belt's key and was forced to call fire-fighters for help. Stunned, they could hardly stifle their chuckles while breaking her belt. Italian laws on privacy would not allow revealing her name. Yet, could she save her privacy?
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Happenings | 13.01.16 |
Losing lifetime bliss is so sad. This poem carries amazing humor and laughter.
Thank you Kumarmani Mahakul, if this ditty has caused some laugh.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Life! ! ! Catching up with time. Thanks for sharing this poem with us.
Thanks indeed, Edward Louis