“Good evening, can I help you?
How is it going? How do you feel? ”
“I’m not well, I need a doctor,
I’ve got backache, I’ve got diarrhoea,
I’ve got ‘flu, my feet hurt.
I’d like something for a headache,
I’d like some aspirin, I’d like some bandages,
I’d like a bottle of red wine.
I’m English, my name is Pete”.
“Thanks for everything! ”
*Written with the help of my favourite foreign-language phrasebook.
This one made me laugh. It's so creative of you to write a poem using your phrasebook. Can i borrow it for sometime? :)
You clown you. A very funny write this is. Phrasebook indeed. How can we take you seriously from now on Peter - Uuummmm! ! ! ! Love Ernestine XXX
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Well done Pete well written