Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Aesthetic Faculties Of An American Icon Comments

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I was taking a nap today around two
It was very hot but....I'd found some cool mud
And so I laid my hambones down with the other hogs.....
Made me feel thinner....
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Ted Sheridan
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Chris Mendros 15 July 2007

'...God bless the U-S-A-yee-AYE! '

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Alison Cassidy 11 July 2007

This is certainly a crazy piece of abandoned inspiration with ham and loins and bristles to burn. Love the velveeta touch - hate velveeta! Great fun. love, Allie xxxx

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Hmmm....be wary of pig pens and velveeta...only filth, constipation...and very high cholesterol (oh yes, and great looking skin in your old age) will come of them. Hilarious, Ted...not one of your more artistic pieces, but I get your drift...that's why I'm staying upwind!

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Ivan Donn Carswell 11 July 2007

The afternoon nap is known politely as VTO, veterans time out. All dreams are the exclusive property of Veterans Affairs regardless of how original or whatever symbolism is entailed. Pimentos and velveeta are trademark and copyright restricted.... Rgds, Ivan

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Elysabeth Faslund 11 July 2007

Mud, hogs, and velveeta. Now, you know, there's poetry...and then there's poetry with a twist...twisted? Twister? What a tornado! Oh yeah, I can see the connections made...with steel cable. Too funny! Should be more funny poetry. Anyone who likes to laugh, read this one! xxxElysabeth

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Oooh... I feel like a voyeur. Oh, that's right I am! Loving this Ted. t x

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