THE BARNYARD CAT
What good, Bill, will Harvard do me NOW.?
I'm just another Carolina serf behind a plow.
Ah, yes, the piggies. Perhaps we need a cow?
Today I'll jump the fence & then 'jump' a SOW! !
[[ WHAT WOULD the Justice then say to THAT?
She Might Say to me:
'Oh, Bri, you mustn't! THINK of all her FAT! !
You might 'get lost' in her folds & then Drown.
Better that you woo*** a barn cat. Lay HER down! ' ]]
(written December 31st,2023)
Bri Edwards aka Brian Edward Whitaker....in 'the real world'
:)
*** WOO: '
woo1
/wo͞o/dwarsverb
1.
seek the favor, support, or custom of.
'pop stars are being wooed by film companies eager to sign them up'
Similar:
seek the support of
seek the favor of
try to win
try to attract
try to cultivate
chase
pursue
try to ingratiate oneself with
curry favor with
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2 -DATED aka more often used as a definition 'many' years ago:
try to gain the love of (someone) , especially with a view to marriage.
'he wooed her with quotes from Shakespeare'
Similar:
court
(submitted to PoemHunter.com in March 2024)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Ha ha ha.....took a leaf of humour out of farm animals.