The Proctologist Who Wanted To Be An Auto Mechanic Poem by Spock the Vegan

A proctologist got tired of the daily view,
So he decided he wanted to do something new.
He signed up for auto mechanics school,
But clung on to some of his favorite tools.

He studied hard then came the final test:
He tore apart an engine along with the rest,
Then reassembled to the very last part,
And the reassembled engine had to start.

He was the very last student to get it done,
But the teacher said watching him was fun.
He got 150 points from a possible hundred.
He asked how was that possible, ‘cause he wondered.

'I gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart,
And another 50 when the engine did start,
And a bonus 50 for using tools of that type,
And doing it all through the exhaust pipe.'