The Woman In The Short-Shorts. (A Very Funny Story!) Poem by Michael Gale

The Woman In The Short-Shorts. (A Very Funny Story!)



There was a woman wearing very short shorts...
The Husband just stared at them.

You'd of thought that She just had performed a can, can? ...
But still He stared as best as can, only because, He was just a Man.

You might say that 'Her risen hem...
Attracted many Male stares, all of them.

Men just love a curvaceous booty...
Their eyes are always performing their, usual eye candied duty.

That Husband was slapped as hit...
By the looks of His right eye, You'd think Him as landed in a Wasp nest, or an Asp's, or a Rattle snake pit.

Black and blue, as well as exhibiting a nasty, large swell...
Was His right eye, as easily, You'd tell.

This Mild Mannered Husband, would no longer stare...
For the benefit of His eyes, He would really and cautiously care

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Michael Gale

Michael Gale

Chicago Illinois/Oklahoma City.
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