Jr. plumhoff

Twas The Weekend Before Christmas - Poem by Jr. plumhoff

Twas the weekend before
All cold out side
Writing a letter to Santa
For what I would like
Please bring me 3 bunnies
The Hugh Hefner flair
Make them pretty
Make them tight
Make them mine
For at least
a fortnight
I want red ones and
Blonde ones and
Brunette ones all
Don’t forget the
Whips and chains
And a step ladder
So I can please them
if their tall
Oh… batteries for the toys
That give the ladies delight
Lotions and lubes
so we can play all night
We’ll need slings and chairs
and ties for our hair
and goggles
to keep that stuff from our eyes
Rain coats, gloves and galoshes too
For after we’re done
Looks like a tsunami came through
Dreams are fun and sometimes come true
This one would work, I swear on my life
But If you want to know the truth
I’d rather make love to my wife.


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Poem Submitted: Saturday, December 19, 2009

Poem Edited: Tuesday, May 31, 2011

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