Unless Time Is An Illusion Poem by Spock the Vegan

Hark! The end of the year is coming fast
And soon December will be past.
The new year will be an intrusion,
Unless, of course, time is an illusion.

The IRS has set a time for payment
For income taxes for each claimant
With the federal government in collusion,
Unless, of course, time is an illusion.

My wrinkles show the passage of time
Making it clear that I'm past my prime.
My birthdays are adding - there's no delusion,
Unless, of course, time is an illusion.

Every 10 years the government takes a census
And many scientists have made a consensus
That Einstein was the smartest to ever live
And here are some words that he did give:
'Time is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.'
How many have proved him wrong? There are none.

Einstein worked on his math 30 years in seclusion
And so, dear friends, here's my conclusion:
God made a universe that is too grand
For any mortal man to understand,
Unless, of course, time is an illusion.