thomas spence


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A Problem For A Muslim Woman On A Blind Date.

She was a beauty and he was told he should date her,
She was in a black shawl when they met a day later,
But never guy
For sparkling eyes
He left and got the bill from the waiter.

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An Apple A Day

Mad for all things sugar
Sam thought Fruit was a bugger
Yet his tongue occasionally met it,

He said ‘For an apple a day
Keeps the doctor away.’
I said ‘yes, but you’re diabetic.

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