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A Guy In Trouble At The Speedway

Rating: 5.0

in a dress
I suddenly find
a sea of laughing faces

I misunderstood
just what a drag race is

Danny Draper 12 July 2012

Good Sir, I would like to congratulate you on exposing the true nature of the drag racing frock (flock) and advise that you Sir, are sailing close to the wind of rhyming laws with - faces and race is, and pulled it off with only the narrowest of consonants. Just watch it Mister, we'll be reading your work with renewed interest in case of any further clever rhymes against humanity.

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Robert E Hann 20 November 2009

You are the master of the pun. You keep us all in stitches. It's what makes reading you so fun. But next time wear your britches!

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Terence Nabbs 18 November 2009

it's a drag man it's a drag. terence

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Patti Masterman 22 October 2009

I'm still trying to figure out which is better; your poems or the comments they inspire..(smile)

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nice one! ! very nice indeed!

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Fay Slimm 07 August 2008

Chuck, as you invited me to call you, I hve just had my chuckle of the day at your piece called Speedway.! ! ! So kind of you to message me with commendation and encouragement. Love your sense of humour, how needed it is in this life at times. Bless you. Greetings from a faraway place in Corwall U.K. From Fay.

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David Desantis 30 April 2008

hahahahha! You are really funny man. I love these hilarious, short, poems you put out w/ so many double meanings, Great stuff 10/10 david

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Theresa Moore 28 December 2007

Funny, thanks for the laugh...

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Tom J. Mariani 05 November 2007

I just posted a tribute to Herb Caen. I read him for years in the San Francisco Chronicle. Your poems puts a smile on my face the same as his daily columns diid. Only you are much more broad - with your humor that is. Tom

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Barry Van Allen 15 April 2007

Charles, You are a sick, sick man - - - I am still laughing as I write this - - - but, that does not change the fact, that you should seek professional help! ... really, really SOON! B.V.A.

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