The Medical Examiner's Love Poem by Chuck Audette

The Medical Examiner's Love

Rating: 3.9

the medical examiner knew
she wasn't up-to-dating
but this was the woman who
he'd spent his life a-waiting

he knew all the details grim
of her life and her sad death
and when the police caught him
he readily confessed

for he'd taken just a bit
twas not really much of a crime
just her perfect tit
and he talked to it all the time

He read to it the headlines
and they always watched the news
saw movies of all kinds
and talked political views

you might think him shady
but twas just a strange love
for this dead lady
he kept abreast of

R H 23 December 2006

Ha ha! Your quirky narratives just get funnier! Tit-tilating in a dark and macar-bra way! I think you've been watching too much CSI! ! Justine.

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Edward Kofi Louis 06 January 2016

Confession is part of life. Nice work and, thanks for sharing.

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Rajnish Manga 06 January 2016

Humour for the sake of humour is alright but humour for the sake of or leading to a woman's autopsy is not palatable. Thanks.

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M Asim Nehal 06 January 2016

Nice humour in your poem....enjoyed it.

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Anna Russell 21 December 2006

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! (warnings? maybe to go to the loo BEFORE you read it) Hugs Anna xxx

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A. Madhavan 06 January 2016

Gives me hope, one day, my fear or fault may be chosen for special approval. Surprise element is a merit.

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Ratnakar Mandlik 06 January 2016

Awesome write. Thanks for sharing.10 points.

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Very funny! ! ! good laugh!

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Gregory Vest 06 January 2016

I like it, but eww.

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Susan Williams 06 January 2016

I acknowledge the humor and wit in this piece but it is not for me. I see he has written other poems so I shall read a few more and hope the topics are more in my comfort zone. I do think he has wit so if he reads this comment I want him to know that I acknowledge this while not a fan of this kind of topic. No poet will satisfy every reader's taste. After all, as hard as it is to believe, there are people who dislike Robert Frost! Gasp!

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Chuck Audette

Chuck Audette

Poetry Hell, Vermont
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