Chuck Audette

Rookie - 59 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

The Medical Examiner's Love - Poem by Chuck Audette

the medical examiner knew
she wasn't up-to-dating
but this was the woman who
he'd spent his life a-waiting

he knew all the details grim
of her life and her sad death
and when the police caught him
he readily confessed

for he'd taken just a bit
twas not really much of a crime
just her perfect tit
and he talked to it all the time

He read to it the headlines
and they always watched the news
saw movies of all kinds
and talked political views

you might think him shady
but twas just a strange love
for this dead lady
he kept abreast of

Comments about The Medical Examiner's Love by Chuck Audette

  • (1/6/2016 11:29:00 PM)

    Gives me hope, one day, my fear or fault may be chosen for special approval.
    Surprise element is a merit.
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  • (1/6/2016 10:19:00 PM)

    Awesome write. Thanks for sharing.10 points. (Report) Reply

  • (1/6/2016 8:13:00 PM)

    Sick and twisted in the most funny way imaginable, it takes a beautiful twisted mind to come up with something like this, If you can read this bravo for writing this, I had something similar but I have an alias. And for anyone who finds this disturbing it can be, but its better to laugh then to make a needless... tit for tat. (Report) Reply

  • (1/6/2016 5:34:00 PM)

    Very funny! ! ! good laugh! (Report) Reply

  • (1/6/2016 4:13:00 PM)

    I like it, but eww. (Report) Reply

  • Susan Williams (1/6/2016 2:22:00 PM)

    I acknowledge the humor and wit in this piece but it is not for me. I see he has written other poems so I shall read a few more and hope the topics are more in my comfort zone. I do think he has wit so if he reads this comment I want him to know that I acknowledge this while not a fan of this kind of topic. No poet will satisfy every reader's taste. After all, as hard as it is to believe, there are people who dislike Robert Frost! Gasp! (Report) Reply

  • Mohammed Asim Nehal (1/6/2016 8:43:00 AM)

    Nice humour in your poem....enjoyed it. (Report) Reply

  • Rajnish Manga (1/6/2016 4:22:00 AM)

    Humour for the sake of humour is alright but humour for the sake of or leading to a woman's autopsy is not palatable. Thanks. (Report) Reply

  • Edward Kofi Louis (1/6/2016 12:52:00 AM)

    Confession is part of life. Nice work and, thanks for sharing. (Report) Reply

  • (12/23/2006 2:08:00 PM)

    Ha ha! Your quirky narratives just get funnier! Tit-tilating in a dark and macar-bra way! I think you've been watching too much CSI! ! Justine. (Report) Reply

  • (12/22/2006 11:16:00 AM)

    1stly: Ahahahahah!
    2ndly: I'm going out on a limb here. I reckon we have a common curse, (Occasionally) where the pun comes first, then we wrap it with the story, which is as much a surprise to the writer, as it is to the reader. (That's where the pun is, though?)
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  • (12/22/2006 8:39:00 AM)

    Was it a case of 'Tit-for-T(h) at'?
    Maybe she took his... member, in which case, she started it; he then exacted revenge. We should write for 'CSI'! Maybe you do...? ; ] Est
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  • (12/22/2006 8:18:00 AM)

    Tit, tit, Chuck! This man is but(t) a boob! Ass-inine, in fact, with only One Thing on his mind (why didn't he go for two?) ! I bet his ears look like Jugs! Doesn't he give a Hoot(er) about the family? Did he fashion the piece into a doorbell (the pointy bit as buzzer) ? Am I going to get hate mail now? Died laughing at the third line of the third stanza - wish I'd read Anna's comment FIRST! ! ! Icky fun as only you can pen it! (A.breast of...!) Est : ] (Report) Reply

  • (12/21/2006 5:57:00 PM)

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! (warnings? maybe to go to the loo BEFORE you read it)
    Anna xxx
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, December 21, 2006

Poem Edited: Tuesday, December 14, 2010

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