Bri Edwards Fun Poems

Did you ever notice, in "funeral", the much smaller word, Fun?
If there was a funeral for me, who would "from it" and who would "to it" run?
At 64 I'm overdue perhaps; why should I any longer stick around?
In our big paper dictionary, many as young or younger than I have died, I've found.
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‘Tis Halloween.It's best to stay at home,
as, on this night, Legions of Evil will roam.
It won't be safe outside for you OR me;
each stately oak will become a stately ….
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Comfortably in my casket I was resting.
Then Tom Allport said: 'arise', [only jesting].
But, to Tom's, and Valsa's, and Stuart's surprise,
I jumped straight up three feet or more. I tell YOU no lies.
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My First Wife

My life with (female)spouses [with my present wife ……excluded], …..
will now be presented TO you [some LIES will be ……included].
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[Several Limericks I'm Writing To Pass The Time]: THESE FIVE LIMERICKS
should 'work better for' a Reader IF THEY ARE READ IN NUMERICAL ORDER.

Read '1', then '2', then '3', then '4' and then, lastly, '5: .
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Oh!

Of all the seasons to lose one's coat!
At least she's NOT on a channel ferry boat,
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Side ONE

Lay no flowers
at my grave.
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[A, a …Around an august alphabet are actions awfully awesome.]

[The “mostly-bad” Awesome. Read onward.]
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In this SECTION “B “of November 2015 showcase, the poems will be (generally) of the following length: MORE THAN 12 LINES AND LESS THAN 51 LINES. Each poet may have one poem in this section; second poems (OR late 1st poems) of similar length shall be in SECTION “C”.
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Ed sees Eve's legs every eve; between them Ed's Member Enters.

Eve's eggs reel** when Ed's sperm, them, does feel.
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Apples are good for you.
Apples are red, never blue,
But they CAN be …….yellow.
Bite one: tart or mellow?
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Watch your butt, you pushy broad.
Our 'army' marches (without God) .
We don't need, nor trust Her, ....ever.
From ALL females we wish to sever...
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If Mother Nature must be dressed at all,
i hope, when i look her way, her dress will fall.
But just 'oh so slightly' when i, first, take a look,
just like turning a few pages of a joyous book.
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Who is that "someone"? Will he ever appear?
Does he just work nights? Does he, days fear?
How does he know when you aren't asleep?
Does he, a vigil at your bedroom window, keep?
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Paleontologists dig up, out of rock, many an ancient bone ….
once part of a dinosaur, a “lizard”……, which on Earth did roam …..
millions and millions of years ago ……………., OR (some do say) ….
thousands of years ago. Take your pick; have it “Your Way”!
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Shabu dawa linksplite tan pluverritsky,
waw donar pli fasterfit Vinter smitsky.
Tan bura sin plastekiter balka plivera.
Sonnenfister tum corridar fandi estera?
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Some would prefer my intended-title......which was: “I Picked My Rose”,
BUT the “R” would not stick! I had to use “N” in place of the “R”......which originally I chose.
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Over fifty years ago a boy named Bri.... lived in mid-New York.
One day he took a pole to a pond and caught a fish, not pork.
After hooking it, Bri thought.....that playing the fish could be a chore,
so Bri yanked HARD on the pole. The fish flew through the air, landing on the shore.
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I once had an apple tree;
it was stingy as can be.
One year four was all it grew.
At least they were red, not blue.
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[introductory poem]:

In this, December month's extravaganza display,
we'll read poets' writings, called 'work' or 'play'.
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Paint us together my precious PH one.
Use a knife or a brush; make it be fun,
fun as you paint, and as ….I view the 'pic'.
Hell, use your finger! Or use a damn stick! !
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In this SECTION "D "of the DECEMBER 2015 showcase, the poems will be (generally) of the following length: MORE THAN 50 [FIFTY] LINES. Each poet may have one poem in this section.
Shorter poems are to be found in Sections A, B, and C. Please see previous months' showcases, particularly the two showcases for October, designated Section A and Section B, to learn more about how I am managing this display of poems by PH poets. This month the showcase has four (4) sections: A, B, C, and D, as did November's showcase! Section A is for ‘short' poems, and Sections B and C are for ‘medium length' poems.

bri :) enjoy!
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I'm enjoying myself online on PoemHunter,
BUT magazines can be enjoyable as well.
Perhaps not all my poems suit PoemHunter;
if YOU think so, you can go now to …..Hell!
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I'm enjoying myself online on PoemHunter,
BUT magazines can be enjoyable as well.
Perhaps not all my poems suit PoemHunter;
if YOU think so, you can go now to …..Hell!
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Last night I spent at least
twenty minutes of my life,
secluded then, from my wife,
reading the entries,1,2,3,
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Dear Member, care to try a challenge title?
Brian Johnston plans, for you, to supply,
each month in poem list on his PH site....
a 'Challenge', about which you can write.
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In this SECTION “D “of the November 2015 showcase, the poems will be (generally) of the following length: MORE THAN 50 [FIFTY] LINES. Each poet may have one poem in this section.
Shorter poems are to be found in Sections A, B, and C. Please see previous months’ showcases, particularly the two showcases for October, designated Section A and Section B, to learn more about how I am managing this display of poems by PH poets. This month the showcase has four (4) sections: A, B, C, and D!

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[introductory poem]:

From February’s showcase, this has ballooned;
our showcases with fine poems are festooned!
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[introductory poem]:

From February’s showcase, this has ballooned;
our showcases with fine poems are festooned!
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