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Wives Bri Has Known..[ Looking Back; Some Fun, Some Fury; Partially True & All Personal; Long; Do N-O-T Read The Personal Parts! ]

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My First Wife

My life with (female)spouses [with my present wife ……excluded], …..
will now be presented TO you [some LIES will be ……included].
My first was named Patti; at least her name began …with "P".
She was a castoff from a college friend; she was ….'cast off' to ME.

So she came to me with "baggage", and …some anxieTY.
We were friends, & no kids, with her, were wished by ….ME.
I was a delivery truck driver; her job was family-planning.
Then I became a postal worker, to pay for her body-tanning!
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Friday, April 20, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: marriage,wife
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
It's all (much of it)there, and all true (most of it) .

bri:)
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COMMENTS
ahahahahahahhahahahah think you should give up Bri! pmsl
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Valsa George 25 May 2018
And sometimes I'd say somethin' funny & she would roll …., laughing, on the floor. Other times we'd both roll, …in our bed, joking, … and …..MORE! ! Quite interesting lines.................. Altogether you have given us a glimpse of your 'eventful' life! I feel you are an open book Bri!
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Valsa George 24 May 2018
I wonder how I missed this facetious (hilarious) write! Half of this must be exaggeration, but am sure, is not without stark truths! Thus your experimentation with wives must have supplied you with umpteen experiences and a life time of sweet and sour memories! Compared to you, our experience is very limited...! I have so far truly known only one man!
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Nudershada Cabanes 04 May 2018
A very interesting poem about your past three wives. Looking forward to more stories from you.
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Dr Dillip K Swain 01 May 2018
Very amusing one! Liked your note: 3 just called me, fifteen (15) years after divorcing me. She asked: Why don't you divorce her and marry my again? I answered her: I'll consider it if the occasion ever arises.....! I will revisit this poem if I find time!
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Savita Tyagi 29 April 2018
Ok started reading but to be finished later.......
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Paul Brookes 22 April 2018
As always an amusing write it would be interesting to see their take on you lol
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Kostas Lagos 21 April 2018
I wish I could read your wives' poems about you too!
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Aqua Flower 20 April 2018
Hello, you are an interesting person. I enjoyed this read! Wow....did that really happen? ...yes it's me!
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