Wives Bri Has Known..[ Looking Back; Some Fun, Some Fury; Partially True & All Personal; Long; Do N-O-T Read The Personal Parts! ]
My First Wife
My life with (female)spouses [with my present wife ……excluded], …..
will now be presented TO you [some LIES will be ……included].
My first was named Patti; at least her name began …with "P".
She was a castoff from a college friend; she was ….'cast off' to ME.
So she came to me with "baggage", and …some anxieTY.
We were friends, & no kids, with her, were wished by ….ME.
I was a delivery truck driver; her job was family-planning.
Then I became a postal worker, to pay for her body-tanning!
Friday, April 20, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: marriage,wife