Watch Out, Karen.... [a Friendly Note To My 'elderly' Neighbor; All In Fun; Seriously, I Sent It To Her; Humor] Poem by Bri Edwards

Watch Out, Karen.... [a Friendly Note To My 'elderly' Neighbor; All In Fun; Seriously, I Sent It To Her; Humor]

Rating: 5.0


Watch your butt, you pushy broad.
Our 'army' marches (without God) .
We don't need, nor trust Her, ....ever.
From ALL females we wish to sever...
ourselves.

[Except when they're cooking.]

But, wait! Maybe 'sever' is.....a bit strong,
but stay forever where you all BELONG:
chained to the stove and kitchen sink,
the laundry room [don't my shorts shrink],
the bedroom, if you know how to serve,
with each soft caress.......and curvy curve.

And when Fall descends again, .....on us here,
don't forget, the falling leaves from ground, to clear.
If it snows, which I suppose it really won't, .....
shovel driveway! ! [You'll get spanked if you don't.]
[You like 'spanking'? Ok, forget about THAT.]
But remember: Men give women 'double tit' for tat! ! !

Sunday, February 28, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: humour,neighbor
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
karen and her husband chuck are 'good friends'. well, they were. :) bri
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Hazel Durham 03 April 2019

I really enjoyed this very funny poem Bri, you have a wicked sense of humour!

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Simone Inez Harriman 30 April 2017

So funny....I can't understand why this poem hasn't got a 10. I bet your neighbor loved it.

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Kim Barney 28 February 2016

Very funny, Bri. I hope you are able to find some new friends!

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