Watch your butt, you pushy broad.
Our 'army' marches (without God) .
We don't need, nor trust Her, ....ever.
From ALL females we wish to sever...
ourselves.
[Except when they're cooking.]
But, wait! Maybe 'sever' is.....a bit strong,
but stay forever where you all BELONG:
chained to the stove and kitchen sink,
the laundry room [don't my shorts shrink],
the bedroom, if you know how to serve,
with each soft caress.......and curvy curve.
And when Fall descends again, .....on us here,
don't forget, the falling leaves from ground, to clear.
If it snows, which I suppose it really won't, .....
shovel driveway! ! [You'll get spanked if you don't.]
[You like 'spanking'? Ok, forget about THAT.]
But remember: Men give women 'double tit' for tat! ! !
So funny....I can't understand why this poem hasn't got a 10. I bet your neighbor loved it.
Very funny, Bri. I hope you are able to find some new friends!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I really enjoyed this very funny poem Bri, you have a wicked sense of humour!