Kim Barney
I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

Kim Barney Poems

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141.
Zodiac Mystery

Northern California, about 1971

The Zodiac Killer is causing panic
by murdering innocent citizens
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142.
Who Cares?

Four people in the barber shop,
and I am next in line.
There's just one face that has a mask,
and that one face is mine.
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143.
The Gila Monster

When I was a teenager
I saw what I was sure
was a Gila monster lizard
on the Black Hills
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144.
Chess Problem 111

It's time again
for one small test.
It's White to move.
What is his best?
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145.
Grammer And Speling Quizz Fur Wood-Bee Poets

Would you believe that some of our top poets on Poem Hunter consistently make mistakes in word usage?
Take this quiz and see how good your choices are!
Choose the correct word in parentheses to complete each sentence.
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146.
Lost An Eye?

I wanted to write a poem with a simile,
and tried for a long while.
Somewhere, somehow, it lost an 'i'
and all I had left was a smile.
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147.
Simple Question 31

What relationship is my first cousin's first cousin to me?
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148.
Always Good For Something

My old school marm, whose knowledge was ample,
had wit also, and here is a sample:
She once said, with some tact,
seeing all that I lacked,
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149.
Snot Funny

Perhaps you have wondered
or even yet, pondered
words pertaining to 'nose',
and the list, it just grows.
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150.
What Really Happened In The Garden Of Eden

God said Adam, What have you done?
Adam said, I'm not the only one!
The woman made me make a mistake.
Then Eve said, It was caused by the snake.
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Kim Barney
I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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