I am the very model of the modern computer miracle,
I've communications seminal, original and digital.
I know the solid-state of things and can quote the bits statistical,
from a database in cyberspace and wider realms empirical.
I'm very entertaining too with visual tricks and videos,
I generate such graphic 'pics' not seen in in-house studios.
And with chaos theory I am brimming with lots of clues:
conjunctions of free radicals, dark matter and cosmic glues.
I'm very good at diagnostic and medical analysis,
and I know the psychiatric terms for manic-depressive illnesses.
In short, in matters seminal, original and digital,