saadat tahir

Gold Star - 5,713 Points (21011965 / Islamabad-Pakistan)

Big Wig Pub...Chaotic Funny Rub - Poem by saadat tahir

Damn the skirt that had me fell.
Never drool at bawdy damsels,
have a way with magic spells.
Turn you topsy and do pell-mell.
Darn, twisted foot that had me bent.
Showed my behind, a strategic rent.
Blithely swaying, her hand she lent.
In a hoarse report my airs were vent.
Poof! She mocked'n touched her lips.
Shifted weight to jiggle her hips.
Looked I up in an awkward gaze.
Allowed my self a feigned daze.
Hush I gawked at the straining zips.
Torso taut and wow! Jutting tips.
Saw me feast and tossed her head.
Woosh! There went, a tangle of red.
Silence fell as everyone looked.
Oh me gosh, now she's booked.
Mere stubble, on a balding crop.
Without her wig, what a flop!
Devious eyed, I eased my ‘self'
So did, all the gnomes and elf!
By this time, the crowd was near.
Shifty eyes now showed her fear.
Amid loud hoots and raunchy jeers.
Leather boots and bubbling beers.
Woe be gone and half in tears.
Stomped her feet and showed her rear.

(Vintage 1996…from files)

Comments about Big Wig Pub...Chaotic Funny Rub by saadat tahir

  • (7/12/2009 2:42:00 PM)

    'Damn the skirt that had me fell
    Never drool at bawdy damsels,
    Have their way with magic spells
    Turn you topsy and do pell-mell'
    very good choice of words

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  • (6/9/2009 5:48:00 AM)

    Very unusual imaginative and entertaining. Clearly your very own style of writing.

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  • (6/1/2009 3:14:00 PM)

    hello Saadat

    This is a different one indeed...very entertaining, interesting one...Is it thought provoking? lolz as usual? ....this is great...i just took a cup of coffee to take deep look at one of your serious pieces...then i found this..very versatile writer you are Saadat...thanks for this one
    pay you with A++ for making me laugh on a tiresome day......who needs to waste time on theater when we have such stories vividly filmed by great writers?

    see you soon
    regards shan

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  • (4/19/2009 6:51:00 PM)

    You had me laughing here Saadat. It's bursting with energy and very picturesque. A very enjoyable poem - a drama even. jim (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Poem Edited: Saturday, September 1, 2012

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