Blonde Moment Poem by Linda Ori

Blonde Moment

Rating: 5.0


They call it a blonde moment -
A glitch of intelligent thought
I knew what I thought I was thinking
But before I could think, I forgot;
It has something to do with the wiring
It's tangled, and tends to short out,
Somewhere in the process of thinking
I forget what I'm thinking about;
Tomorrow I may go out shopping
And buy a new color to try
So when I don't get what you're saying
You'll think that I do, but I lie;
I'll make a big change on the outside
So people will give me a nod
I'll still be a blonde on the inside
But no one will know it - thank God!

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
JoAnn McGrath 09 April 2007

laughing: O) we are not blonde at our house but I painted a t-shirt for my 16 year old daughter Blonde At Heart : O) She is forever having moments Love it thanks JoAnn

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Barry Van Allen 24 February 2007

Linda, Yes - - - but are you - - - as I have been told, really having more fun ?

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Not a member No 4 21 January 2007

Very funny Linda. It's unfair that this rubbish has passed into common usage - but I'm sure it's got a lot of potential for exploitation by bright blonde's - the writer for example! Who wrote this for you? xx jim

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joey oo 08 January 2007

Loved this 'blonde moment' Linda, as I get older, these moments happen more and more. : ( Great poem. Take care and Happy New Year. Joey

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jack russell 05 September 2006

Very good, witty, offering, Linda :) A pleasure to be reading your work again! Jack.

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Ridge Cahill 25 January 2009

Uproaressly funny. Such a wonderful flow and witty ease here Linda. This amazing write betrays the blonde who the poem so perfectly describes. Surely not written during a blonde moment. Love it!

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Melvina Germain 03 July 2007

Very creative writing and a wonderful sense of humor.--Melvina--

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Malini Kadir 11 June 2007

your sense of humor is appealing!

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Michael Fischer 26 April 2007

Haha...I really enjoyed that. But even though you have blonde moments, you have moments of great creativity (as seen in this well written poem) . Great poem...well thought out and well executed. Top marks! -Michael

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Brian Dorn 20 April 2007

Poetically speaking, blondes do have more fun...you've just proven that! Good stuff, Linda! Brian

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