California Girls! Poem by John Knight
California Girls!
Each line should be read as if was preceeded by 'The Girls from......'
Alabama - Just want you to meet Mama
Alaska - Are as hot as Nebraska
Arizona - They just wanna phone Ya
Arkansas - The leave you wantin' more
California - Don't say I didn't warn Ya!
Carolina - North - Like it out on the Porch
Carolina - South - Will give you mouth-to-mouth
Colorado - Treat you just like the Mikado
Conneticut - Make love with etiquette
Dakota - North - Give you your monies worth
Dakota - South - Are never down in the mouth
Delaware - Love to pamper and care
Florida - Just want to cuddle Ya
Georgia - They never ignore Ya
Hawaii - Say 'Aloha' then 'Good Byeeeeee'
Idaho - Tell you 'Please never go'
Illinois - Will give you lots and lots of JOY!
Iowa - Will bake a hog pie for Ya
Kentucky - You might just get lucky!
Louisiana - Love a man with a spanner!
Maine - Say 'Please come back again'
Maryland - Won't be a one night stand
Massacheusetts - Don't hedge your bets
Mighigan - You'll get your wish again
Minnesota - You'll all get your quota
Mississippi - They're cute and they're hippy
Missouri - Love the smell of pot pouri
Montana - Have a real gentle manner
Nebraska - They just wanna fax Ya
Nevada - They really try harder
New Hampshire - like a nice big Estancia!
New Jersey - Take no prisoners and show no mercy!
New Mexico - Leave you perplexio!
New York - Just talk talk and talk
Ohio - Love to go with the flow
Oklahoma - Will leave you in a coma!
Oregon - Never say 'Sorry John! '
Pennsylvania - They will drive you insanier
Rhode Island - Are all welcome in my land
Tennessee - All look just like Dolly P!
Texas - Are all like Alexis
Utah - Always leave you wantin' more
Vermont - They all know what they want
Virginia - They are lovely and slimmier
Virginia -West - They are lovely and blessed
Washington - Just love to get their shoppin' done
Wisconsin - Are as cool as a Dolphin
Wyoming - Love a man who's stopped roaming
All the girls from every State are really really GREAT!
A very amusing read. An original mind is definately at work here.10, for your creative energy. Warm wishes, Sandra
LOL, this is cute and definitely different :) , some may be offended....I wasnt, and all of MY states sounded like me LMAO! ! ! if that makes sense-lol 10 :)
you already know where i'm from 'California' i love the flow, the way you described the women according to where they lived. Fun to read and funny to read. I laughed at 'New York - just talk talk talk......Nebraska- just want to fax ya......Missouri- love the smell of pot pouri.....
This was really cute. And it seems to me that you've had a lot of experience ;) I'm proud to be a California lady lol
original and creative work! I loved the flow, I could easily recite it/
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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Such a fun, it's a nice refreshment to read poems that aren't about such deep, profound things. I just hope one day i can experience all these states for myself! Great poem, it made me smile! x