Disaster In The Kitchen Poem by Jayne Louise Davies

Disaster In The Kitchen



I've never been good in the kitchen,
My pancakes end up on the mat,
For I'm no Fanny Craddock,
Or Mrs Kipling come to that!

You can tap your shoes with my pastry,
And I can't get my cakes to rise.
Poor Mrs Beeton would turn in her grave
At the state of my apple pies!

My culinary skills are appalling!
It's simple, I just can't cook.
As far as kitchen disasters go,
I could write an award winning book.

If I got a job in a kitchen,
I'd end up getting the sack!
Whoever invented the Microwave Meal,
Deserves a big pat on the back.

Jayne Louise Davies

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
A true reflection of my own kitchen experiences!
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Guy Lip-more 23 June 2014

This made me smile! liked this lots.

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Jayne Davies 03 February 2013

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like it x

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Titi Dale 02 February 2013

Haha :) this is a great poem, and I know this all to well. A great write!

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Jayne Louise Davies

Jayne Louise Davies

Abercynon, Rhondda Cynon Taff
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