Herbert Nehrlich

Rookie (04 October 1943 / Germany)

Doctor Freud - Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

The fact that you wear a moustache
and float around with much panache
does not make you into the Kaiser
nor would it see you any wiser
so stop pretending little man
wipe off your grin with the false tan
for, if you think yours does not smell
then in your mind you are not well.
Come see me when you have a chance
but pay your fee well in advance.
as otherwise I get annoyed
my name is Doctor Sigmund Freud.

Comments about Doctor Freud by Herbert Nehrlich

  • (7/17/2005 1:33:00 PM)

    Fun poem...I laughed. (Report)Reply

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  • (7/17/2005 11:18:00 AM)

    You win the prize for the most interesting topics for poems, Herbert. This is fun.


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  • (7/17/2005 9:21:00 AM)

    cute, Herbert! (Hell, I have to type 20 characters for this to post!) (Report)Reply

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  • (7/17/2005 8:44:00 AM)

    Impatient too, I gather? Hmm, sounds like Doctor Freud has a little competition he wished wouldn't attract so much attention...besides himself. Interesting poem here Herbert!

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  • (7/17/2005 6:58:00 AM)

    Some interesting thoughts here, Herbert (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, July 17, 2005

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