How To Lose A Person In One Day? Poem by zeinab sherif

How To Lose A Person In One Day?

Rating: 4.9


If u r confused what 2 do
2 lose a person bothering u
here is my dear the clue
first&last do as I'll tell u.

when u see him at school don't smile
&when he askes u if u r fine
scream in his ears as if he scared u.

in music period, sing him a silly song
tell him that u love his voice
make him sing&the disaster spread among
all the class&melts from the noise.

in science period, givehim a wrong potion
say it is put on face 2 hide the features of exhaustion
in the break, give him an explosive box
.then escape from his face like a fox.
keep on talking 2 him every minute
be curious to his privacy&mean it
try every now&then 2 make a little fight
when he's in the bathroom&, put off&on the light.

&when u r in a running race
make him fall in the mud
&his face is full of mud&blood
make fun of him in this case

when he's starving from hunger
give him a delicious pizza his best
putting too much salt&spicy on the rest
then quickly hide yourself from his anger

&at the end of the day
he'll not have the power to say
''VANISH IMMEDIATELY FROM MY WAY'.'
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if u chose 2 do these things on someone, who would u try these things on? &why? send your answer afteryour opinion.
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COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Afzal Shauq 18 June 2009

no need to be confused... your words can hunt some one who will be your ideal.. its a good poem indeed.. impressive one again.. lovely idea and well written and also agree with the comments of merna.. well done...10++++++++

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Menna Gamal 14 June 2009

It's a funny poem. I liked it. i will do this in you zeinab.DON'T BE SAD.well done and keep writing

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Merna Ibrahim 14 June 2009

This poem made me laugh a lot...it's so comic...and according to me, i won't do this in anyone because i will be so evil and i don't like to be evil! ! : D: D great work.....Merna

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Reshma Ramesh 19 August 2009

a very happy go lucky kinda of poem..where you can get away with crazy things....bad bad zeinab....well done

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Broken Heart 15 July 2009

nyc poem! ! itx a very fun one actually! ! 10++

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Broken Heart 15 July 2009

nyc poem! ! itx a very fun one actually! ! 10++

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Sulaiman Mohd Yusof 24 June 2009

To lose a person in one day? I'd rather not to lose one, but keep one cuz you wouldn't know when you would need their help, in time of turbulence.

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Carol Gall 19 June 2009

i thik you would succeed in getting him back sounds like a brother or sister

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