Chuck Audette

Rookie - 59 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

I Have To Kill You Now - Poem by Chuck Audette

for clicking on my great and powerful title
and finding nothing here beneath
but a poetry hack with good PR skills
would you like to buy some candy bars for a worthy cause?

Comments about I Have To Kill You Now by Chuck Audette

  • (9/15/2009 2:57:00 PM)

    Mummy always said, 'never take candy from strangers'
    and here I pause a spell,
    for no stranger poet have I met
    than Chuck without exception
    but please Chuck may I have
    a candy bar or two
    for I'll be back to read your verse
    and need something to chew.

    Ruthy; -)))

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  • (2/10/2009 10:07:00 AM)

    Ha Ha bloody ha! ! I like this, you are tooo wicked Chuck! But I fell for it... HG: -) xx (Report)Reply

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  • (4/28/2006 11:46:00 AM)

    You dirty dog! Hehe. I love that I fell for that. (Report)Reply

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  • (3/29/2006 8:47:00 AM)

    HahahahahahaHAWhahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I think this is hilarious - doesn't anyone else? ! ? Line 3: only the second part is true! Last line: thanks, no, having to buy alla time from my own kids! ... (Nice Try.) Write another one, part 2, with this title, hmm? Thanks for the larf, Chuckles! Est : ] (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, June 16, 2005

Poem Edited: Monday, August 6, 2007

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