Section The First: At my death some restrictions apply.
If in Monroe County when I die
U. of R. Med School will get me for their supply.
Dying out of Monroe,
please tie tag to my toe,
pay, and get me to a Med School nearby.
Section The Second: Besides location, there are other restrictions.
U. of R. Med wants all my limbs there,
delivered a in day or less; seems fair.
No nasty diseases,
too much fat displeases,
have yellow donor card or beware!
Section The Third: Let's hope it's the last time I burn!
If dead too long for Med School to take,
my disposal should still be.... a 'piece of cake'.
Find an incinerator...
(the cheaper the greater) :
at two thousand degrees, 'ashes' you rake.
Section The Fourth: If I'm only half-dead! (See other donor card!) .
Though Med School should be cheapest way,
I've got money for ‘end', .... so I say:
'If you could give my parts,
to give others fresh starts,
docs and others you have my O.K.! '
Section The Fifth: OR Save on air pollution and help a tree grow.
If you could, and not get in trouble,
you could toss what's left with the rubble.
You don't even need to burn.... me;
enough worms will then......turn me...
to fertilizer 'on the double'.
Section The Sixth: Last expenses for 'dear old B.E.'.
As of this day, finances are fine.
Cash needed at death CAN be mine.
If no time to get at.... it...
don't worry about that.. a bit;
I should still have a good credit line.
Section The Last: 'Blurb' at least rhymes with 'disturb' (and it's close to what I mean) .
I (sort of) hope these don't you disturb.
I thought it time.... for this lengthy blurb.
I MAY outlive you ALL,
or.... from a HIGH building fall,
OR be ‘gone' when I step off this curb.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Still laughing. I tried to give my body to medical science but the didn't want it. : O( Great Poem Loved it BB : O))) What sextions?