"Shouldn't we observe our jubilee", asked Bri
"Shall we go out and have a turkey fry"?
In words as sharp as a knife,
Replied his angry wife.
".....Instead we shall remain here and cry! "
(Bri Edwards
how DID you get ahold of this photo of me and my wife! ? ?
last line, esp. combined with photo, gave me a good laugh! ! Ha Ha.
but in my situation, the roles are reversed: i'm the one who talks too much! !
to MyPoemList)
bri
Ha ha ha, loved Mrs. Bri's reaction in the poem and Mr. Bri's appreciation of the poem in the comments!
Enjoyed this immensely! ! ! Thank you for giving me a giggle today! ! ! ! Smoothly done!
I don't know how I missed this one earlier....a great laugh is always the ideal way to start a perfect day. Most excellent, Valsa!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
if that's my wife in above photo, i'd grab her finger, twist it good, put it and others in her mouth, and spank her as a husband should! I guess i've taught Valsa all i know, about limericks and how to be funny, and now, in her limericks it does show: she's a star to admire, with many fans in tow. to MyPoemList bri :)
To Bri A husband's duty is not to spank Some do it when they're drunk Or when their head is blank They belong to an inferior rank! Fascinated by your humour and wit I badly longed for that gift I thought limericks would click Now they give me a real kick Of course you were my master Now limerick has become my anchor
dear Valsa, i've stumbled on this today while in N. Carolina library. how nice. i mean what you wrote above and below. however, things must be confused in India! ! ! ! of course a husband's job IS to spank his wife, whether she's been good or bad! ! ! and sometimes, if i see a husband here NOT spanking his wife, i do it for him! yes, i'm a helpful guy. bri :)