Rappers Delight Poem by David DeSantis
Rappers Delight
I'm a kama sutra swami
A hitter of the G
A megalomaniac
Shopper of the V.
I'd love to take you home
To play with my Wii
But if that doesn't work
I'll buy you some iced tea.
Not the cheap kind of drink
But instead 2 shots plus 3
And a fancy little dinner
With duck, crab or brie
Because women can be bought
This all men can see
Just name a price
and
play a game
called
Bring her back with me
Copyright (c)David DeSantis
David, I agree with the other comments, this poem has a sing song feel to it, you don't seem to have a good opinion of women lol, some of us can't be bought, Good work as always, Lynda xx
Shopper of the V? Is that Gina from Virginia (aka 'VA Gina'?) ? Fun one! -chuck
Please don't shoot the messenger on this one! The one objection is, this is not a gender related issue. We've all been guilty.....on some level....for whatever reason...at some point in time. Simply another sad aspect of the human condition.
I don't agree that 'women can be bought'. Although, this is a clever poem I'll admit.
rude shock, crude reality, no refinement, may be that is the way you wanted it to go...
'Because women can be bought' You're not quite right, David. Some of us are priceless, and never for sale. But a good poem though.
suave mothfogger. some times though that's all it seems to be and those are the crappy dates but always the same sweet conclusion.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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Lyric of a soon-to-be-a-hit ballad sung in the bars by a wandering minstrel? I can almost imagine the chord sequence! Rgds, Ivan