I had a surly wife once ……, just like HER.
She treated me just like a beastly cur.
She's NOT just silent now; she does not stir.
In fact there's just NOTHING left of her.
She went too far today; she did not feed me.
I said to her, I think you'll fit. Now let me see.
She fit in alright, though it WAS a little tight.
I took her out of oven two hours later, and ate each bite.
She was a little tough, BUT I told myself She's done....,
a little on the rare side........... And then I sure had fun!
You may think I slightly overreacted? That’s too bad!
She's gone now …..BURP……. and I'm goddamn glad.
(April 6,2015)
Nice one Bri. I've heard of a man saying he loves his wife so much he could eat her, thought it was just a figure of speech. Did you eat your three ex wives? Ha ha.
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just how many " exes" do you have? oh, /I know- all of them! ! ! did they disappear while you got mysteriously chubbier? oh, dear, macabre was the right word! ! ! just how many " exes" do you have? yeah