poet Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl

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The Pig

In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, 'By gum, I've got the answer! '
'They want my bacon slice by slice
'To sell at a tremendous price!
'They want my tender juicy chops
'To put in all the butcher's shops!
'They want my pork to make a roast
'And that's the part'll cost the most!
'They want my sausages in strings!
'They even want my chitterlings!
'The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
'That is the reason for my life! '
Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great peace of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grisly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.
Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
'I had a fairly powerful hunch
'That he might have me for his lunch.
'And so, because I feared the worst,
'I thought I'd better eat him first.'

Poem Submitted: Thursday, January 1, 2004
Poem Edited: Saturday, March 25, 2017

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  • Suryendu Chaudhury (9/23/2020 9:40:00 AM)

    The tables turned, the order spurned, the hierarchy questioned and the order comes to end!

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  • L Milton Hankins (8/29/2020 12:59:00 PM)

    This is a delightful poem made up of rhyming couplets. Interesting, the truth of it!

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  • Juliet Languedoc (7/26/2020 9:17:00 AM)

    What a thing - that pig needed to live not be eaten he is oh no Let him live.

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  • Emma Rafferty (7/23/2020 7:23:00 PM)

    Hey so funny hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha not

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  • who is this? ? ? ? (6/10/2020 7:49:00 AM)

    Everyone has there own favourites
    Just take time to discover its.....
    Awesome and technical words
    A poem can be about anything, just like a bluebird!

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  • ? ? ? ? ? ? Who am I (5/4/2020 11:10:00 AM)

    A lot of people like TV,
    And they will disagree!




    But I like it UwU

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  • Kumarmani MahakulKumarmani Mahakul (4/13/2020 10:12:00 AM)

    He simply couldn't puzzle out
    What LIFE was really all about..........touching expression with outstanding conceptualization. It is really a marvelous poem created by Roald Dahl.

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  • Ethan (2/3/2020 11:42:00 AM)

    I thought pig was about to be eaten by the farmer🤔

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  • Gayatri PhukanGayatri Phukan (12/20/2019 8:23:00 AM)

    বহুত সুন্দৰ কবিতা ৷শুভকামনা জনালো

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  • Dr Tony BrahminDr Tony Brahmin (12/19/2019 12:47:00 PM)

    I had a fairly powerful hunch
    'That he might have me for his lunch.
    'And so, because I feared the worst,
    'I thought I'd better eat him first.' very fine poem. tony

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  • Konab GhummanKonab Ghumman (11/25/2019 9:07:00 AM)

    outstanding story of the poem

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  • Rebecca Grant (11/24/2019 1:58:00 PM)

    My year is doing this poem for assembly.😂

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  • Grace (11/20/2019 6:10:00 PM)

    I love this poem, I am doing this for my school project

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  • John Harrison (11/11/2019 6:38:00 AM)

    George Orwell in verse.

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  • Pig gay (8/25/2019 6:44:00 PM)

    Piggy=fattie OOOOOOOOIIIIINNNNKKKKKKKKK

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  • Stem boy (8/25/2019 6:43:00 PM)

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha😂😂😂

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  • Stem boy (8/25/2019 6:42:00 PM)

    Ha ha ha ha ha😂😂😂

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  • Malabika Ray ChoudhuryMalabika Ray Choudhury (7/6/2019 5:11:00 PM)

    A brilliant Poem by Ronald Dahl! So much meaning in each and every word, and every line, in which apparently just a humorous poem! The best lines to me -
    He simply couldn't puzzle out
    What LIFE was really all about.
    What was the reason for his birth?
    Why was he placed upon this earth?

    and also the superb ending:
    'And so, because I feared the worst,
    'I thought I'd better eat him first.'

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  • william (7/6/2019 12:16:00 PM)

    Yes true. and the polls have the country in favour of Remain & have done for months.
    Why is the government not talking about this?
    Fear of Farage & their party losing power.
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    Just like always a handful of people are taking actions that will destroy the lives of many people in the UK, it is time to wake up & get rid of the Tories for ever.

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