The Ugly Brother Poem by Kim Barney
The Ugly Brother
When I see my brother
we like to call each other
ugly just for fun. Of course,
he's very handsome.
I'm the ugly one.
He sez, you bin taken them ugly pills again
and I say well, I only took two but you musta taken ten!
Then I say you look like you bin whupped wit a ugly stick
and he sez I wuz but it din't take, but wit you it did the trick!
Then he sez when you wuz bein' born they thot you wuz breech,
and well, after you come out they still couldn't tell!
Then I say when you wuz born you wuz so ugly
the doctor done slapped our mama!
Then he sez is that your face
or a map of Yokohama?
Then we both laugh and hug each other
because I really love my brother.
I laughed wildly as I read it. This is a piece that cracks your ribs. Thanks for the good humours.
I laughed wildly as I read it. This is a piece that cracks your ribs. Thanks for the good humours.
Thanks to all who have commented. Sorry I can't reply to each one. My time is limited now and i seldom even log in anymore.
Amazingly humorous write. Only a few minds can create and construct such a unique and witty poem. The bond between brothers is just wonderfully portrayed. The photo that goes with this poem enhances the fun that this write brings.
Ha ha ha its great to have that rapore within the family, I'm the youngest of 7 so I know what you mean ha ha...loving the photo Annette
A creative composition filled with sibling fun!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/17/2025 5:09:51 PM # 1.0.0
lol, very entertaining and fun to read.