You thought you'd have an epitaph,
When you came near my calf.
I'm sorry I scared you and your brother,
I was just being a protective mother.
...
From a group of boys,
Came excited jabbering noise.
In the corner of the playground,
There was something they had found.
...
'Please don't eat me, '
Said the Zonkey,
To the Grolar Bear,
'I'm far too rare.
...
It would be fantastic,
If we stopped using plastic,
And eased the world's pain,
With a healthy food chain.
...
How I wish you'd let me know,
Before you decided to go.
When you came to play,
You seemed to be okay.
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