0012 We'Re Sorry - All Our Lines To Poemhunter Are Busy... - Poem by Michael Shepherd
Your call is important to us.
Please hold the line.
A dedicated critic will answer your call
as soon as they finish with the last victim.
To help us to allocate an appropriate advisor
please choose one of the following options:
If this is the first poem you ever wrote
but you’re rather pleased with it,
If you’ve just been dumped on,
and hope he’ll read this,
If this is a blatant suicide blackmail attempt,
If you never read anyone else’s poems here
but still want them to comment on yours,
If you think that rock and pop lyrics are the real 'poetry',
hang up and read some poetry instead..
If you just want to be noticed
and can’t even bother to write a poem,
press Five and
you will be connected to the Forum.
For all other ways of gaining attention,
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