Thursday, September 3, 2009

A Love Poem

Rating: 4.6
(Inspired from the comments of Ian Bowen)

I love you darling this is true
I crave your body language
One day I’ll spend some time with you
Till then I’ll have a sandwich

You’re such a sweety underneath
Your Eros darts invade me
I’d kiss you if you cleaned your teeth
But only if you made me

Darling I would die for more
Your love keeps me alive
But only if I’m at deaths door
Approaching ninety five

Sweet perfume, I know it well
Your individual scent
“Eau De Sweaty Armpit” smell
That captivates this gent

I’m sure; of men you have your pick
But just those deaf or blind
Strong stomach and won’t be sick
With just a shag in mind

So darling you’re my paradise
I'll love you always pet
I see past pimples and the lice
You're all that I could get
stephen stirk
Chuck Audette 04 February 2010
f'n hilarious! ! ! -chuck
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James S Newcomb Lang 18 December 2009
I read this allowed to my girlfriend and it had the desired affect! She appreciated my love poetry more! Thank you.
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Rachel Butler 26 November 2009
'I'll love you always pet' Rachel Ann Butler
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David Harris 23 October 2009
Stephen, this one is priceless. The song that Jack mentioned is If You Wanna Be Happy and it is by Jimmy Soul. I know as I have it and I married one. Mine looks like Nora Batty minus the wrinkly stockings. Loved this one. Top marks from me my friend and thanks for sharing it. All the best David
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Jack Williams 20 October 2009
A poem that would be a surprise if it were written by anybody else. Also an excellent response by Robert E Hann! Anybody heard the song, I think sung by Percy Sledge, which goes, 'Man, if you want a happy life; You've got to make an ugly woman your wife'?
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Robert E Hann 01 October 2009
Some lovers make you happy, others cause pain and strife. Now I know what happened to my once and former wife!
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Sans Serif 16 September 2009
....Lol. That was hilarious. Funny and sweet. Kind of. Enjoyable. Definite 10!
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Shashendra Amalshan 15 September 2009
You know what, first the title attracted me.. 'Love Poem'.. hmmmm..Just out of curiosity turned to this one to see what you have to say about love...Well I expected a shock and I got it.. Well, very good poem. I should say, a very delicious poem.. I am still feeling the effects of Stirk's love potion.. very entertaining.. Good.. cheers shan
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Robert Jaffray 14 September 2009
lol............a very clever and witty poem
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Georgia Girl 14 September 2009
OY VEY! ! ! now that's what you call love and ACCEPTANCE LOL..10
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