A Love Poem

(Inspired from the comments of Ian Bowen)

I love you darling this is true
I crave your body language One day I’ll spend some time with you
Till then I’ll have a sandwich

You’re such a sweety underneath
Your Eros darts invade me
I’d kiss you if you cleaned your teeth
But only if you made me

Darling I would die for more
Your love keeps me alive
But only if I’m at deaths door
Approaching ninety five

Sweet perfume, I know it well
Your individual scent
“Eau De Sweaty Armpit” smell
That captivates this gent

I’m sure; of men you have your pick
But just those deaf or blind
Strong stomach and won’t be sick
With just a shag in mind

So darling you’re my paradise
I'll love you always pet
I see past pimples and the lice
You're all that I could get