A Pizza the Size of the Sun Poem by Jack Prelutsky

A Pizza the Size of the Sun

Rating: 4.1

I'm making a pizza the size of the sun,
a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton,
a pizza too massive to pick up and toss,
a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce.

I'm topping my pizza with mountains of cheese,
with acres of peppers, pimentos, and peas,
with mushrooms, tomatoes, and sausage galore,
with every last olive they had at the store.

My pizza is sure to be one of a kind,
my pizza will leave other pizzas behind,
my pizza will be a delectable treat,
that all who love pizza are welcome to eat.

The oven is hot, I believe it will take
a year and a half for my pizza to bake.
I can hardly wait til my pizza is done,
my wonderful pizza the size of the sun.

Kevin Patrick 13 September 2015

Not a fan of Pizzas, but I am a fan of funny good poems, and this has it in spades, Great Modern Poem of the day!

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M Asim Nehal 14 January 2016

Wow so nicely written poem...

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Kim Barney 13 September 2015

I would love a slice of that pizza, but I don't think I can wait a year and a half for it to bake! What oven will you use, Jack?

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G. Akanji Olaniyi 13 September 2015

That will be a very hugely big pizza! Lovely work! !

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Edward Kofi Louis 13 September 2015

With mountains of cheese. Nice work.

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Brian Knox McGugan 22 July 2022

The AI voice is really horrible and a very poor example of eloquent speech 👎

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Brian Knox McGugan 22 July 2022

This actually is an awesome poem for ESL students, especially when exaggerated (over acting 😁) .

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Bharati Nayak 05 February 2022

A treat for pizza lovers!

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Top stars for this great Pizza poem. Thank you Jack.

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Thank you Jack for this sumptuous pizza topped with cheese and various delicious ingredients.

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Jack Prelutsky

Jack Prelutsky

Brooklyn, New York
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