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A Pizza the Size of the Sun

Rating: 4.3

I'm making a pizza the size of the sun,
a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton,
a pizza too massive to pick up and toss,
a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce.

I'm topping my pizza with mountains of cheese,
with acres of peppers, pimentos, and peas,
with mushrooms, tomatoes, and sausage galore,
with every last olive they had at the store.

My pizza is sure to be one of a kind,
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Kevin Patrick 13 September 2015

Not a fan of Pizzas, but I am a fan of funny good poems, and this has it in spades, Great Modern Poem of the day!

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M Asim Nehal 14 January 2016

Wow so nicely written poem...

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Kim Barney 13 September 2015

I would love a slice of that pizza, but I don't think I can wait a year and a half for it to bake! What oven will you use, Jack?

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Edward Kofi Louis 13 September 2015

With mountains of cheese. Nice work.

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G. Akanji Olaniyi 13 September 2015

That will be a very hugely big pizza! Lovely work! !

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Top stars for this great Pizza poem. Thank you Jack.

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Thank you Jack for this sumptuous pizza topped with cheese and various delicious ingredients.

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Wonderful pizza - the size of a sun- worth waiting for a year!

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Lyn Paul 28 May 2021

An uplifting poem and of course, who doesn't like pizza?

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Chinedu Dike 28 May 2021

Beautiful poem nicely put together in verse with rhythmic splendour.

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