I think Heaven needs a new CEO, IF........ they want my soul.
They had me in their clutches once. Now Heaven’s not my goal.
In my church they preached “God is Love” and “Jesus is the Way”.
Then, as I grew older I saw the world for what it is, and...I no longer pray.
If God is so Loving, Omniscient and Omnipotent, and Man “in His Image” is,
why do countless Men suffer while alive, and many are also sent... to Hell? Gee whiz!
And why was my church so stubborn, denying “Evolution”? Dinosaurs are so “cool”.
Could Noah fit ALL creatures on his boat? Does God really take me for a fool? !
Now, you diehard believers, your beliefs are yours to have, I know,
and if it turns out you’re right and I am wrong, you can say “We told you so.”
In the meantime I’ll be a “Good Samaritan” and wish you all “ the best”.
NOW I’ll buy a fireproof suit,.... including hat, boots, face mask, and vest.
(November 25,2013)
Hilarious made me laugh I've added it to my fav poems but it has a serious message which your were able to convey with much wit and generousity loved it 10/10+ BB : O)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Despite the content, Bri, this is a very cleverly written poem, and funny, of course, Yes, don't bother with the suit. There's no such thing as hellfire, never has been. I will pick up some of your points in a personal message.